As Crazy Captain Ashley, I bring authentic pirate adventures to your events. From exciting pirate meet and greets, thrilling pirate shows with fun games and interactive sword fighting to educational pirate talks - I'm your local, friendly pirate character.
Crazy Captain, Pirate Entertainment in Orpington
Providing pirate fun in Orpington and throughout Kent and Greater London, my pirate entertainment services are designed to put smiles on faces and create lasting memories. Book Crazy Captain today for a swashbuckling good time!
Immersive and Exciting Entertainer
Voted Kent's Favourite Pirate
DBS CHECKED, INSURED & LICENSED
Let The Crazy Captain and Crew Bring The Pirate Spirit to Your Next Event
Ahoy me hearties and welcome to the world of Crazy Captain - The Living Sea Dog of Kent! I be Crazy Captain Ashley, and there be no one like me, ha ha! Together with me Crew O’ Buccaneers, I’ve been an active part of the UK Pirate Community for 10 years, bringing the magic and adventure of pirates to life. Whether it's a private party, large community event, a festival or a fun day across Kent and the country, I'm here to make your event unforgettable.
Why not have a real-life pirate at your next party or event? Contact me today to bring the crazy, fun, and magic of pirates to your celebration. At Crazy Captain’s Pirate Entertainment, I make sure the pirate spirit lives forever in the memories of your guests. Arrr, I can’t wait to see ye!
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Diverse Pirate Entertainment Options
Pirate Meet & Greets
Invite a real-life pirate to your event! My meet and greets are perfect for getting up close and personal with The Crazy Captain. Your guests will love meeting a genuine pirate, hearing tales of the sea, and taking unforgettable photos.
Mermaids Meet & Greet
Find out all about the ocean's secrets with a mermaid meet and greet booking.
Sword Fighting Training
Learn the art of sword fighting from a true pirate. With a background in fencing, my training sessions are safe and fun, giving kids a chance to feel like real pirates as they learn the basics of swordplay.
Educational Pirate Talks
My educational talks are perfect for both adults and children. Discover the real history behind the myths of piracy, learn about famous pirates, and understand the pirate code. It's an engaging way to learn while having fun.
Pirate Ship Display and Skull of Thrones
Check out my pirate ship display and my handcrafted Skull of Thrones. These stunning props create a captivating atmosphere, perfect for photo opportunities and enhancing the pirate theme of your event.
Crazy Captain Pirate Shows
Have a swashbuckling good time with the Crazy Captain Pirate Show by Master of Disguise Entertainment. This show is packed with fun pirate games, thrilling sword fighting training for kids, and safe pirate pistol shooting.
I offer additional activities like balloon modelling and pirate competitions to keep the excitement going.
Displays & Props
Mermaid Seashell Chair & Display
Skull of Thrones Display
Ship Wheel Display
Small Pirate Ship Display
Other Pirate Props for Hire
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Authentic Pirate Experience
I bring the magic, fun, and history of pirates to life at your event.
Interactive and Engaging
I engage with your guests, making sure everyone has a great time with smiles, laughter, and lasting memories.
Fully Insured & Licensed
Enjoy worry-free entertainment knowing that I am fully insured and licensed.
Book Pirate Entertainment for your Event
Contact me today to bring the crazy, fun, and magic of pirates to your celebration. At Crazy Captain’s Pirate Entertainment, I make sure the pirate spirit lives forever in the memories of your guests. Arrr, I'm looking forward to meetin' ye!